So, I’m sure you’re all familiar with the doggy paddle. It’s the awkward swim stroke that most young children use, where they keep their heads (barely) above water, flap their arms in front of them under water like an 80’s sitcom chick slap fight, and kick frantically, all while looking miserably panic stricken and QUITE […]
Just Because
I peeled my egg faster…
I will never understand people who don’t have a competitive nature. I simply cannot understand it at all! If I see two squirrels fighting, I’m taking bets in my head which one is going to come out on top. That said, I don’t always realize that I’m in super competitive mode… Sometimes it’s ok, and […]
New week, new problems. “Your address isn’t in our GPS…” March 26th
Another day, another dollar. Or in this case, another $3.20, one way. As usual, I find myself sitting in the living room, waiting for my entire 30 minute window. As my window comes and goes, I get the call to tell me my driver is there. I gimp to the door, and am a tad […]
First!
I actually hate it when people comment on posts with only “FIRST…” (for the non-nerds out there, it’s like internet peeing on something. You “yell” first, as you are the first to comment on a post. It is really dumb. The end.) The only thing I hate worse that “FIRST” is when they are actually […]